Thursday 22 November 2012

Blood Donation Facts

Blood Donation Facts

Phoebe was born on 3 May 2010 to Darla the roadkill-munching harlot.  Weighing in at 15 lbs., Phoebe enjoys eating tissues and sleeping between legs and stealing people’s spots and eating grass and licking everything and sneezing and putting toys on people and sleeping and destroying toys and rolling balls under the couch and sometimes farting.  Her pet peeves are baths, smoke alarms, and other dogs’ water dishes.  After a torrid romance with a boxer named Chopper, Phoebe is currently single.  She is medically barren.If you are a family member or friend of Zachary Steven Houp, please feel free to submit a picture and brief biogaphy (written in third person) for this page.  All biographies may be edited for content and grammar; portraits may be manipulated in PhotoShop.Mia was born on 18 October 2011 to Zachary and Jennifer Houp.  At the time of her birth, she weighed 6 lbs., 9 oz., and she was 19 inches long.  Her hobbies include sucking, drinking, sleeping, crying, farting, and pooping.  Mia hopes to one day become a world famous English teacher and to open a business with her father.  Her pet peeves are bathing, temperature changes, hunger, dirty diapers, and the French.  She is currently single and plans to remain so indefinitely.

Blood Donation Facts

Blood Donation Facts

Blood Donation Facts

Blood Donation Facts

Blood Donation Facts

Blood Donation Facts

Blood Donation Facts

Blood Donation Facts

Blood Donation Facts

Blood Donation Facts

Blood Donation Facts

Blood Donation Facts

Blood Donation Facts



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